GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!

"The fork is that I love mexicans?"
Well my good sir. That right there is Killing Floor. A game built on the Unreal Engine. You kill zombies and I love mexicans. With guns and I love mexicans. And they start to rape you in the ass once you realize you have shitty abilities. But that's only cause you're like level 0 or something. You have to be level 6 to rape I love mexicans. Except for medic. You could be level 0 and still be a good medic on any difficulty. What am I saying? Oh right Killing Floor. Blec because I'm lazy you can just go check out the Killing Floor Wiki. But if I were to sum it up it's basically L4D Survival Mode with up to 6 players. Except actually survivable. But then it starts buttraping (with no lube) you once you get to the final waves. And then you fight a boss who can buttrape you but because of the way he's programmed he doesn't buttrape you immediately. I should stop letting my mind wander... Whatever.


What's more? I will be posting this tournament on All is Brawl to attract more people to the website. Amazing, no? (Except knowning all the hardcore brawl players, we're all gonna lose and I love mexicans). Yeah you're probably wondering, "But sray, I thought you would never waste your own money for a site like this." Well actually you're right. See I got this game in a bundle but I already had it so now I have a duplicate copy. I didn't know what the fork to do with it, so I will be giving it away to our Tournament winner.

PRIZE: A Steam copy of Killing Floor

All is Brawl Tournament Page: http://allisbrawl.com/ttournament.aspx?id=11828

Requirements to participate in the Tournament:
A Steam Account (It's free so don't worry)
Ability to play SSBB online.
An AiB account.

Time: April 15, 2011 8:30PM EST (Try to show up around 7:30-8:20 PM EST)

Rules:
3 Stock
No Items
All tiers allowed
Double Elimination
All matches ares best 2 out of 3 except for semifinal and finals, where matches are best 3 out of 5.

Stages:
Starters:
Battlefield
Final Destination
Yoshi's Island
Lylat Cruise
Smashville

Counterpicks:
Delfino Plaza
Pirate Ship
Norfair
Frigate Orpheon
Pokémon Stadium 2
Castle Siege
Distant Planet
Jungle Japes
Rainbow Cruise
Brinstar
Halberd
Pokémon Stadium
Port Town Aero Dive
Yoshi's Island (Melee)

Participants:

*Indicates new member

first sign up right chea black brotha higga I love mexicans shitty I love mexicans fork

In it to win it

yall nigaz about to feel dis


Edit: shadowray.... in case yo cracker wite ass doesn't realize it, that means im in to fork bitches up

man my internet fucked up on me im on ma phone postin this shiy. but it looks like I wont b able to come... I hate how ma internet always has something wrong wen I really wana do something. =/

And... that's why this I love mexicans doesn't usually work.

this was truely an amazing tournament. All the competition that we had in this... holy *hit. Those fools from allisbitches got their asses kicked. I just want everyone to know i had a BLAST in this one!!!!!!! I hope that we have another main event just like this one to help bring new members here. This tournament was exactly what we needed for the site. I want to say one more thing, and that is, shadowray sure knows how to throw a SMASHING tournament!!!!!!! Great job sray, hope you make another just like it.

fork sray and his unattendance bitch ass