Stranger: Hey asl
You: Hello?
You: Do I know you?
Stranger: NO!
You: Is this the cops?
Stranger: haha
You: Sorry, I'm a bit paranoid
You: The cops is after me
You: I'm wanted in 3 states
Stranger: Y?
You: I fucked a turkey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: If God exists, it's extremely unlikely he fits into the thousands of established rules and scriptures of each religion which were clearly conjectured and man-made. It's like guessing a lottery number made of a million digits. Even if you say maybe God exists and maybe he doesn't, the possibility of him existing undoubtedly brings up a number of blind conjectures in your mind, like him being immortal, omnipresent, invisible, and so on. For all we know God could be the noodles I ate for dinner. This is why I'm an atheist and not an agnostic.
You: Wanna cyber?;D