The hell

I was doing community service and at senior citizen home, and there was some chick that got into trouble for shoplifting, and she was serving hours there. Anyways while we were serving the seniors there dinners a group of them stopped us and we had a conversation with them. Eventually, one of them said: "Your sister left her coat on the piano." The hell? That old lady thought I was her sister? The hell?

Dude, you've got no right to complain. I work at a hospital in FLORIDA, where it's pretty much a senior citizen home 24/7, and I get all kinds of crap.

The most popular one is people calling me a woman. No, seriously. For the record, I look NOTHING like a woman. I've never understood why SO many people confuse me for a woman at work.

You are no woman! You are leemaster!

Indeed I am. I dunno, maybe my man-breasts throw them off.

if i could do the horny face i would lee.. lol